Mind you, I then spent a couple of hours on the internet (don't tell my boss) looking at goldfish remedies, it seemed the fish was constipated (


So when I finished work I picked up some ES and hurried home to check Kenzie (the fish!!) he was still floating but was breating so, I followed the directions picked up from the net, even going so far as to prop the poor fishy upright for the stipulated 5 minutes

Within 5 minutes it was swimming like a good 'un and has been fine ever since


The moral of the story is .... next time you're "bunged up" have a bath in Epsom Salts (just for 5 minutes though, or lord knows what the result might be)